"Exploratory Mission No. 7 - Report #1
I have just returned from an exploratory mission in the country you Earthpeople call the United States of America. I was traveling with filmmakers Paul Kimball and Findlay Muir, and, for part of the time, with their new sidekick, Mac Tonnies.
Here is a photo of Earthman Tonnies and I at a place called Newport Beach, California.
I was hopeful that I might run acrosss earthwoman Carmen Electra while there, but no such luck."
Rear Admiral Zorgrot, May 29, 2006
Ah well, those were the good old days.
Real Admiral Zorgrot has a blog which can be found here. He hasn't posted in quite a while though. I'm assuming he's been on another exploratory mission.